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#0 - 2007/09/17 07:32:57 PM
Conjured Glacial Water presents... Real Mages of Genius.
Reaaal Mages of Geeeeniuuuuuus!

Today we salute you, Mr. Overenthusiastic Polymorpher!
Mr. Overenthusiastic Polymoooooorpheeeeer!

When the party leader tells you to sheep star, you regard it simply as a suggestion. You have bigger things in mind.
I knooooow how to play my claaass!

What could be better than one sheep? TWO sheep of course. ON THE SAME TARGET.
Make it nice and wooolyyyyy!

A regular SHEEP? Who does this mage think he is? If I want to PoM Pyro this mob, I want to do it in STYLE.
Porkchooops for everyooone!

Counterspell? Instant casts? Scorch? Not even worth spending the training money. So instead of helping a friendly mage finish off a warrior on him with 400 health, you sheep the warrior to full health, and you start charging up that Pyroblast... Because you DESERVE it.
Goooo for the glory!

So crack open an ice cold Glacial Water, oh Duke of Diminishing Returns. You'll have plenty of time to sheep whoever is on you and leave combat to drink... Until the next patch when it's nerfed to 10 seconds.
Mr. Overenthusiastic Polymooooooorpheeeeeer!

Real Mages of Genius is a trademark of the Kirin Tor, Dalaran, Eastern Kingdoms.

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#184 - 2007/09/26 06:18:36 PM