How do i become a gm?

We have positions open in Austin, Texas
http://www.blizzard.com/us/jobopp/customer-service-representative-tx.html

or right here in sunny Irvine, California
http://www.blizzard.com/us/jobopp/csr.html

If you're hired I'll have lunch with you.

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Chicken and coffee isnt my idea of lunch.

Then you haven't lived.

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Lunch with Drysc...

Sounds like a movie title.

It's a dark comedy, without the comedy.

When are we going to have lunch Faiz? How does chicken and coffee sound?

Q u o t e:
"MR GM I DUN THINK THIS QUEST B RITE CUZ TEH DROP AINT DROPIN FROM THESE LEVEL 7 SPIDRS!"

...."Well that's because if you actually read the quest you'd realize you had to kill the level 10 spiders. *GM Alacrity is suddenly thrown across the galaxy into a parallel dimension by a swamp ooze and it blows your mind* Please rate this GM as being helpful or not."

lol

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Hmmm i live about an hour from Irvine >_>

A decent number of people that work here drive that far or further, it's THAT awesome.

We get cake sometimes.

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trolling the forumz again eh drysc?

Again? I wasn't aware I did anything else.

I'm not sure I'd call what I've been posting "trolling" though, at least in this thread.

I'm not comfortable with what's going on in this thread any longer.