Mr. Strafe-Bouncer you're so dreamy

Mr Strafe-Humping Rogue, Warrior or other melee class this is dedicated to you.

Who couldn’t fall in love with your Q and E strafing behind me as you stunlock, mace stun or what have you. Your back and forth white-breakdancing is to absolutely die for. What skill and precise execution im sure it takes to master moving back and forth while hitting me with your weapon. Kudos to you strafe humper.

Don’t be original and just stand there hitting me, put on that show for me. Show me your forbidden dance as you pummel me into submission with your salsa o death.

I wont forget to leave a tip near my body after you’ve destroyed me with your arrogant swaggering.