MPPM: Rabid Nut Varmint 5000

It's nimble, makes squeaky sounds when its tail wags, and smells like burning oil and rabies! What more could you want out of a mechanical pet?

My hope is you didn't "capture" one by finding it inside your chest cavity, but share with everyone what you think! How does this little guy hold up in a battle?

I'm not sure if Crithto is the writing genius behind Major Payne but zomg he's a comedic writer extraordinaire. Too awesome.

The pets he's featuring, yeah yeah watev - but the story is something I look forward to reading every time. Payne is sooo mean and awful he's adorable.

Indeed, this is one of my pet projects, and I can't thank you enough for the really kind words. =)