#1 - Dec. 18, 2013, 4:58 p.m.
12/17/2013 05:13 PMPosted by DaxxarriYou look like the stove in Disney's Beauty and the Beast. I also imagine Neth as an anthropomorphic candlestick.
Hahaha, I should make her sing a duet of "Be Our Guest" and rename it "Do Our Quest" . This has possibilities...
Daxxarri
Some players quest for fun,
Others quest for loot,
And some players only quest
For an outfit that looks cute...
Nethaera
Do our quest, do our quest
Put your patience to the test!
We've only seen one murloc
So you go find the rest!
For this hat, kill a rat,
To level up, quintuple that!
You're alone and you're scared
Try LFG and be prepared!
See that bear over there?
I'll trade his paw for silverware,
Though your green equipment's second best.
Go on, roll up a new toon,
Buy some new gear, come back soon.
Do our quest,
Yes, our quest,
Do our quest!
Chorus
If you're stressed, it's doing dailies we suggest!
Slay fifty Kobolds (they're such pests)
And you'll earn whatever rests
Inside this chest.
Nethaera
Do battlegrounds? Surely you jest!
Chorus
Do our quest,
Do our quest,
Do our quest!
Daxxarri
It's a quest, it's a quest!
It's your route to true success!
That rare spawn is always gone,
And grinding mobs is no way to progress!
With your group, with your friends
Share your quest lists to their ends.
Though the loot you need's not dropping,
With our quest chains, there's no stopping.
Daxxarri, Nethaera & Chorus:
Zone by zone, one by one
Till you shout, "I quit! I'm done!"
But you'll be back, 'cos you're obsessed!
In the morning you'll have to log off
But for now, go fight that mob off!
Do our quest,
Do our quest,
Do our quest,
Please, do our quest!!
