Ghostcrawler pregnant with Zarhyms baby !!?!

#1 - June 26, 2013, 8:59 p.m.

Is it true that the reason Ghostcrawler dosnt come on the forums anymore is in fact not because he prefers twitter , but that he in fact became pregnant and is carrying Zarhyms baby? And is it also true that their child will in fact be the end boss for the next expansion ?

Zarhym

Community Manager

#88 - June 26, 2013, 9:47 p.m.

Ghostcrawler called me up last night and he was all like, "hi." And I was like "I'm...

I'm so in love with you,
Whatever you want to do
Is alright with me.
'Cause you make me feel so brand new
And I want to spend my life with you.

Me sayin' since, GC, since we've been together,
Oh, loving you forever
Is what I need.
Let me be the one you come running to.
I'll never be untrue.
Oh, GC...

Let's... let's stay together.
Loving you whether (whether)
Times are good or bad, happy or sad.

Oooo oooo ooo ooo, yeah.
Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad.

Why somebody, why people break up,
Oh, and turn around and make up?
I just can't seeeeeeeee
You'd never do that to me,
Would you GC?
'Cause being around you is all I see.
It's why I want us to...

Let's... let's stay together.
Loving you whether (whether)
Times are good or bad, happy or sad.

Let's... let's stay together.
Loving you whether (whether)..."

Vaeflare

Community Manager

#222 - June 26, 2013, 10:59 p.m.

http://i.imgur.com/LrFE2z5.png

I don't know about you, but I'd wear it.

Lore

Community Manager

#269 - June 26, 2013, 11:19 p.m.

"No matter what final form the offspring may take, it will be cooked seafood if it gets too close to the cinder kitty." - wise Pandaren saying.

I don't know what those guys are on about. I've been nothing but gentle with young Zarcraw-BURN THE FLESH, SEAR THE SOUL.

Besides, I prefer my seafood raw.

Phenteo

Community Manager

#275 - June 26, 2013, 11:20 p.m.

So who's the Godfather? Cause I totally want to be the Godfather!

Vaeflare

Community Manager

#318 - June 26, 2013, 11:36 p.m.

06/26/2013 03:59 PMPosted by Vaeflare
http://i.imgur.com/LrFE2z5.png

I don't know about you, but I'd wear it.

http://i.imgur.com/78QuS4X.gif

I wish you could have heard me laugh out loud at the office when I saw that! I was actually busy sketching this at the time. The resemblance is uncanny!

The Hug Bringer cometh!

Phenteo

Community Manager

#327 - June 26, 2013, 11:39 p.m.

06/26/2013 04:36 PMPosted by Paululum
So who's the Godfather? Cause I totally want to be the Godfather!

http://i.imgur.com/5HwaJl1.png

AMAZING!

Rygarius

Community Manager

#328 - June 26, 2013, 11:39 p.m.

WAT did I just read? ಠ_ಠ

*Eyes empty coffee cup.*

Did someone put something in my coffee?

Phenteo

Community Manager

#386 - June 27, 2013, 12:05 a.m.

You guys do know that we proved several Blizzcons ago that Ghostcrawler isn't a girl, right?

Shhhhh.....

Rygarius

Community Manager

#396 - June 27, 2013, 12:10 a.m.

06/26/2013 04:47 PMPosted by Paululum
http://i.imgur.com/AgysMc9.png

That was awesome.

Phenteo

Community Manager

#402 - June 27, 2013, 12:13 a.m.

I nominate Doodlegnome (Paululum) as awesome gnome of the week!

Daxxarri

Community Manager

#416 - June 27, 2013, 12:19 a.m.

Present for the birth of a legend.

Pun intended.

Zeriyah

Community Manager

#465 - June 27, 2013, 12:39 a.m.

I give this thread 10/10 mana gems, would laugh again.

I'll be sure to gift the little one its first set of How-to-Read flashcards at the baby shower.

Lore

Community Manager

#496 - June 27, 2013, 12:49 a.m.

Doodlegnome for Warchief!

This campaign has my full support.

Phenteo

Community Manager

#498 - June 27, 2013, 12:49 a.m.

06/26/2013 05:21 PMPosted by Paululum
I nominate Doodlegnome (Paululum) as awesome gnome of the week!

Present for the birth of a legend.

http://i.imgur.com/hwQaAg9.gif

Thanks for the laughs!

Zarhym

Community Manager

#543 - June 27, 2013, 12:57 a.m.

Zar better be looking at these doodle gnome pictures.

They're AMAZING. I just emailed Paululum about it. :)

http://paululum.imgur.com/all/

Phenteo

Community Manager

#585 - June 27, 2013, 1:06 a.m.

http://i.imgur.com/DgT590H.gif

Just when I thought I could go back to work. More cuteness!

Rygarius

Community Manager

#589 - June 27, 2013, 1:07 a.m.

I would like to request semi-official Zarcrawler t-shirts, please.

Preferably with the little sprite chewing on the Nerfbat.

http://i.imgur.com/DgT590H.gif

Why not Zoidberg?

Phenteo

Community Manager

#611 - June 27, 2013, 1:13 a.m.

06/26/2013 06:08 PMPosted by Warrbull
ust when I thought I could go back to work. More cuteness!
I'm now picturing "SQUEEEEEEE!" occurring in the Blizzard offices and on their home PCs. This thread is now a perma-sticky.

I don't "squeeeee", I "hrgrrrgbrrblllmuglogrss"

Rygarius

Community Manager

#663 - June 27, 2013, 1:27 a.m.

06/26/2013 06:20 PMPosted by Mauden
o.o never saw that thread

It's actually 181 pages long.
There is even a website for it.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/6934194499

Woot, found an old post of mine!

♪This is the thread that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started posting in it not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue posting it forever just because . . .♫

Phenteo

Community Manager

#725 - June 27, 2013, 1:54 a.m.

I don't "squeeeee", I "hrgrrrgbrrblllmuglogrss"

http://i.imgur.com/Ef0FRbd.gif

This one wins!

Rygarius

Community Manager

#792 - June 27, 2013, 2:23 a.m.

06/26/2013 07:15 PMPosted by Paululum
WTB doodle of DG on stage showing pictures to a crowd of posters with blues overshadowing everyone else.

http://i.imgur.com/2McDdfg.gif

Epic.

Don't suppose you can do one of a hippogryph flailing their talons away on a keyboard? Cause that's how I compose patch notes. (Not really.)

Rygarius

Community Manager

#817 - June 27, 2013, 2:34 a.m.

apparently fun is a good troll repellant.

The occasional hammer helps too. This is my hammer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I call mine, Bann Doomhammer.

Vaeflare

Community Manager

#846 - June 27, 2013, 2:42 a.m.

Are you aware Ghostcrawler is a man and it would be physically impossible for him to be pregnant?

You have apparently not seen the semi-aquatic version of the movie "Junior."

Rygarius

Community Manager

#870 - June 27, 2013, 2:50 a.m.

Epic.

Don't suppose you can do one of a hippogryph flailing their talons away on a keyboard? Cause that's how I compose patch notes. (Not really.)

http://i.imgur.com/in1QMgG.gif

:D

You rule!

*Puts Paululum on his do not eat list.*

Rygarius

Community Manager

#1163 - June 27, 2013, 4:19 a.m.

Has anyone stopped to think...

the forum GM's go home soon from work, thus no more blue posts...

but are they secretly among us as a regular player?

They can also do stuff as "blue" from their home comps, so i understand....
Big Brother (or Sister) is watching YOU....

Don't call us fat. D:

Nethaera

Community Manager

#1799 - June 27, 2013, 3:12 p.m.

I'm not sure if I've been more amused or more horrified by this thread. It'll take awhile for me to decide. ;)

Nethaera

Community Manager

#1807 - June 27, 2013, 3:19 p.m.

06/27/2013 08:17 AMPosted by Lull
I'm not sure if I've been more amused or more horrified by this thread. It'll take awhile for me to decide. ;)

Just look at it, all the cute! http://i.imgur.com/1xvnvz5.gif

All the cute... ♥ {◕ ◡ ◕} ♥

Mesmerizing...

Lore

Community Manager

#2110 - June 27, 2013, 7:52 p.m.

Good lord, this thread is still going?

Not that I'm complaining, I just figured it wo-SALT AND SULFUR, FLESH TO ASH-ould have at least slowed down at some point.

Lore

Community Manager

#2163 - June 27, 2013, 8:13 p.m.

Good lord, this thread is still going?

Not that I'm complaining, I just figured it wo-SALT AND SULFUR, FLESH TO ASH-ould have at least slowed down at some point.

http://i.imgur.com/TeUUnr3.png

My god. It's... it's so beautiful.

Rygarius

Community Manager

#2367 - June 27, 2013, 9:53 p.m.

Every time I glance back to this thread while doing this http://i.imgur.com/in1QMgG.gif, the thread grows by several pages. It truly has taken on a life of its own.