Blizzard WINS at lore, here's why

The WoW universe includes, but is not limited to:

-Robots
-Dinosaurs
-Zombies
-Ghosts
-Zombie Ghosts
-Pirates
-Aliens
-Two kinds of werewolves
-Vampires
-Demons
-Like three kinds of werebears
-Mother#!%*ing Animorphs
-Giants
-Zombie Giants
-Orcs
-Zombie Orcs
-Elves
-Zombie Elves
-Medieval themes
-Sci Fi themes
-Steampunk themes
-Flying #!%*ing fortresses
-DRAGONS
-PROTO-DRAGONS or whatever
-Vikings
-Zombie Vikings
-Flying spirit war vikings
-MAGNATAURS!
-Giants sharks
-Being invincible
-Bosses that take one thousand million weapon strikes to kill
-People who can run around in plate armour unexhausted
-Fish-people
-Dog-people
-Lobster-people
-Badger-people
-Hyena-people
-Spider-people
-Dragon-people
-Metrosexual Elves
-Siren/Snake people

And you all find reasons to %@!@@ and whine?

Pitiful.

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