#179 - May 13, 2011, 8 a.m.
Put on your best set of dancing shoes (or appropriately snazzy nail polish if you've got hooves) and prepare the dance floor!
If you have claws or talons, well... you already have little knives attached to your toes so you should be set!
And as always: exercise extreme caution when dancing around gnomes.
Poor trolls. No shoes and no talons.
The tusks more than make up for it, I think! I am uncertain, however, if I would recommend normal nail-polish on those twin beauties. Perhaps strings of party lights instead? I could be onto something here...
05/12/2011 08:10 PMPosted by
Zong What about goblins? What if you step on one, and it explodes, causing the entire dance floor to collapse into Anub'arak's lair.
Goblins would be required to wear "CAUTION!" tape as a fashion statement in order to avoid this potentially dangerous predicament. Goblin Proximity Sensors (GPS) functioning in the name of personal and structural safety wouldn't be a bad idea either.
I so pictured dwarven dancing combined with gnomes for full-scale gnome punting.
I fear you're onto me. >_> Have you seen how gracefully they flail as they soar? It's quite mesmerizing!