Regional Flag*Crickets in the office*Source
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Ragingcoup
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#1 - 2018/09/12 09:10:00 PM
It’s a cold, blustery morning outside the computer labs for the community managers, a bleak 68 degrees in the cold office as the team of CMs glares across the hall at a group of techs. An eerie hush hangs over the group as a faint blue light flickers under the gap in the door of the lab. A sudden sound of wheels ripping down carpet breaks the silence as the form of Ythisens rolls down the hallway on his Razr Scooter, his leather jacket flying behind him. As he approaches he removes his shades and glances at the door.

“What’s going on scrub nubbins, we’re supposed to be watching the forums what’s going on? Why are the techs here?”

“Ythisens, the techs, they finished the patch….”

Ythisens claps his hands with excitement, “That’s great news! Now if they just wait until after the new warfront cycles they can release a developer insight and everyone can enjoy having more geared teammates on their team during the scenario.”

“Um...Ythisens, they didn’t wait….they hotfixed it last night.”

A cold sweat breaks out on Ythisens forehead as he turns, roundhouse kicking the lab door open, yelling “NO, THIS CAN’T BE! I TOLD THEM LAST NIGHT THEY WERE SILLY FOR THINKING THERE WAS HORDE BIAS”

As he runs to the labs far wall, he can see the live feed of general discussion as posts are added to and created, a look of horror falls upon his face and a howl of despair is heard echoing through the chambers of Blizzard HQ.

“Light help us all….”

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Community Manager
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#10 - 2018/09/12 09:34:00 PM
Well this is now printed out and hanging on the wall.