End the tyranny of the Faire Mystics!

The time has come to end the Darkmoon Faire Mystic Mages monopoly on teleports to the Faire! For decades these green-robed thieves have guarded the scrolls of knowledge and charged fees for what should be a public service! I call upon you to end the tyranny of the Faire Mystics, no doubt agents of the Void in disguise! End it now, and share the arcane knowledge of Teleport: Darkmoon Faire with the tower of Stormwind and mystics of Orgrimmar!