#1 - Nov. 6, 2017, 1:28 a.m.
Jaina: Oh, hi mom, I was, uhm, busy...
Katherine Proudmoore: And where are those grandkids you promised me? Really now, I expected to be a grandmother at this point!
Jaina: Well, that's kinda complicated...
Katherine Proudmoore: Seriously, first you dated Arthas, then there was that Kael'thas, after those two went insane, it seemed like a lost case, until you met that Thrall...
Jaina: We were just friends!
Katherine Proudmoore: ...but no, he got married and you were left behind, unwanted. Jaina, do you have troubles maintaining relationships? Maybe we can talk about it, you know, when your father and I were younger-
Jaina: Mom, it's ok, I have a boyfriend, he's a Blue Dragon!
Katherine Proudmoore: A dragon now? Really? What next, a kobold? Sweetie, you can't have a meaningful relationship with a dragon, we have laws against this sort of thing. There's plenty of handsome Kul Tiras men around, I could introduce you-
Jaina: Listen, mom-
Katherine Proudmoore: Maybe we could even set up a double date! You know, after your father's death, I've been feeling kinda lonely-
Jaina: *Groans* Mom!
Katherine Proudmoore: And what's with that stupid haircut anyway? By the light, you look just like when you were 16, you know, back when you were going through that silly goth phase-
Jaina: IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM!
