The Chuck Norris thread

i was shocked yesterday to find out that many people at work do not have a clue who Chuck Norris is. So in tribute to him and as an " Educate the world on Chuck Norris" campaign I have decided to make this thread.

Here you can post the best ( and worst) Chuck Norris "facts" that you have heard.

I'll start it off:

My favorite:

" When the boogy man goes to bed, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris! "