Inside Blizzard: The Lead Designer

There is a powerful man who sits atop a golden chair adorned with the finest and most spectacular jewels from all around the world, and even those beyond. None may see his face, as he is not only guarded by the fiercest unbanishable demons from the netherworld, but is also surrounded by a dark void, stealing all light entering the room. His unearthly voice seems to emanate from the very foundation of the building as he reigns forth his mighty command. His rule is tyrannical and none dare oppose his final word on balance and design, for fear of his wrath.

You see, The Lead Designer isn't here for monetary gain or to please you, but rather to compile the largest and most powerful army of which this world has ever seen. It is well known by this enigmatic leader that the hatred and loathing among posters in these very forums are the most suitable for his harvest, allowing him to grow ever more powerful by feeding off of their very souls.

Hope need not be lost, my friends, as there is a way to defeat him without endangering yourselves. The one thing he doesn't want you to know, is that intelligently compiled posts which contain quality feedback and are formatted to be clear and concise, are his nemesis. He fears this beyond anything else he has seen or experienced in the hundreds of thousands of mortal years he's been alive. If you wish to conquer him, put your collective minds together and embark on this epic quest. Your reward will be unparalleled. May all the luck in this universe be yours, as our fate lies in your very hands.

Sincerely,
Akeru