#0 - Aug. 29, 2007, 1:25 a.m.
The Infinite Dragonflight has identified Jaina Proudmoore as a key participant in events they wish to prevent, and so have sent agents traveling back in time to the prom of Jaina's father, Admiral Daelin, back when he was a senior Ensign attending the naval academy mixer, where he would fatefully meet Jaina's mother-to-be.
The Infinite time agents have disrupted the space time continuum in such a way as to cause Daelin's face to break out with many pimples, his voice to be raised several octaves, and his clothes to fit much too tight. They have also placed itching powder in his underwear. Should he fail to score with his date, all of time will be DISRUPTED! You and four companions must quickly kill off would-be-suitors, all while escorting Daelin to several key locations in order to increase his VIRILITY and ATTRACTIVENESS to Jaina's mother, while acquiring the key quest items of HYDRA ANTI ZIT CREAM, the GOBLIN VOICE MASCULINATATOR 3000, the GNOMISH CLOTHING EXPANDOR, and the Hyperion Zircon Shield of Anti Itching. YOU MUST NOT FAIL -- if Daelin does not get to at least third base, not only will epic items not drop for your party but all of TIME ITSELF will be unraveled.
