I want to ride a Mechanostrider

Yeah, I don't care how wrong it looks I just want to ride one. It's always been a dream of mine to ride a Chocobo and damn it I want one. I'm sure they're a couple Humans and Draenei who want to ride them too!

If we are too big to ride them then how come gnomes aren't too small for the bigger mounts? Our tigers are pretty big and they'd likely eat the gnome before they were caught dead having one strapped to their backs.