I had sex today because of WoW

#0 - March 12, 2008, 7:46 a.m.
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I was at an internet cafe, and some cute girl walked by and saw me playing. She was all, "OMG are those phat epix?" And I was like, "Yeah, you want to sit on my lap and steer while I do dailies?" And she was like, "Sure, lol!" Soon 3 other girls came by and were like, "No wai! That's sum awsum gear >.<" and I was super like, "I no rite?"

We ended up back at my place and an orgy ensued.
#19 - March 12, 2008, 8:06 p.m.
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I argue that the original post of this thread is clearly false, and therefore a form of trolling, resulting in its closure.