#1 - Feb. 19, 2016, 4:32 p.m.
maybe it's their soulless empty beady eyes that stare at you
their sharp pointy teeth
maybe it's because they never shower
and whenever you get into a fight with a gnome warrior, they seem to have supernatural strength for their size
gnomes can't really be ordinary beings can they?
They can't be human. There must something..... wrong with them.
Evidence of evilness:
A gnome plotting:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d6/55/19/d65519ddc4b6bd1ca6ff2a4881e60f0d.jpg
Here, you can observe the gnome's beady eyes, plotting evilly. They must be plotting how to take over the world or perhaps how to ninja loot that legendary weapon. Proceed with caution.
Zombie Gnomes spotted in gardens.:
Example 1: http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/f439_zombie_garden_gnomes_inuse.jpg
Example 2: http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Zombie-Garden-Gnomes.jpg
Today this morning, several azerothian citizens witnessed zombiefied gnomes rising out of their gardens. These gnomes claim to be "death knights", yet they seem to be slightly greener and more bloodthirsty. Is it possible that Arthas might have raised a secret army of zombie gnomes to take over the world?
Leper gnome warrior: https://images-mm.s3.amazonaws.com/BSS_800870_POP.jpg
Gnome warriors are frightening creatures that normally come in heights of 2 feet tall, wielding large axes and butcher knives in each hand. In rare cases, a gnome may grow to be 5 feet high and become a human via a process known as "race changing", which appears to be a abnormal mutation that enables a gnome to become any creature it pleases.
Questionaire:
1.Are gnomes ______?
A: Evil beings of pure demonic power.
B. Innocent adorable angels.
C: The perfect football
d: Dreadlords in disguse
2. If you saw a gnome running at you with a blender:
A: cheer them on and wait for a smoothie.
b: Allow them to strap it onto your head, liquifying your brain.
c: Refuse to accept your death and jump off a cliff to escape them.
d: Have your soul sucked out and demonically eaten as they drain your soul and devour it in a soulberry milkshake?
3. Gnome Hunters, nay or yay?
A: YAY!
B: NAY!
C: I want a pet mechnobunny!
D: I want a pet gnome hunter to follow me everywhere!
E: Gnomes are pure evil and will be the perfect bite sized treats for their pets, i welcome this change for the animals who will now have a supply of tasty snacks everywhere they go.
