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WoW must suck

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Wazulz
#1 - March 5, 2015, 4:33 a.m.
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for all the poor non-hero citizens of Azeroth.

"I'm going to go to the market to get some bread. I'll be back if I'm not mauled to death by bears, stung by a wasp the size of a tauren, absorbed by a slime monster, eaten by zombies, carried off by a spider the size of a horse, stabbed to death by 6 bandits, abducted by demons, killed by the opposing faction for entertainment, indoctrinated into the twilight cult, pecked to death by oversized birds or enslaved by sentient statue people.

I tried pre-digging my own grave to save you all the trouble but I unearthed a old god in the process so you and the kids will have to deal with that sometime today."
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Rygarius
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#33 - March 5, 2015, 7:28 p.m.
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03/04/2015 08:33 PMPosted by Wazulz
oversized birds

Hey, that's an unfair generalization of birds! Been working very hard to cut back on the amount of sugar in my coffee to get to this...hippogryph size.