#1 - Sept. 16, 2014, 5:45 p.m.
He polymorphed me! I was simply trying to catch a sewer rat and suddenly I had taken on the form of a sheep! I stood there in shock for a brief moment before dissolving into laughter. Not long after that, I received a letter and a wand in the mail. I used the wand to Polymorph a nearby Blood Elf. She hopped around for a moment and then laughed when I told her it was Manabonk's fault.
How is it that I never even knew he existed? o.O