#1 - 2012/11/13 09:01:00 PMFail to do your job on time consistently for almost a decade.
Keep job, probably still get annual raise/bonus.
UPDATE: Maintenance has been extended until 3:00pm PST. Thanks again for your continued patience.
It has become necessary to extend today’s regularly scheduled maintenance by approximately two hours. We currently anticipate that realms will become available at 1:00 p.m. PST, though we will revise that estimate if the situation changes.
Thank you for your patience in the meantime.