#1 - May 20, 2011, 5:39 p.m.
WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
For god's sakes could we PLEASE get a mohawk, you've made our women ugly as sin, cut our beards off of random helmets and all because ghost crawler has a fettish for pain!
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN.
We will find you. We will get you. The dwarves have a suprise for you this time. And you can't hide from us, we'll pop out of your M***** F****** basement! TUNNELS!
TUNNELS.
Think about it, before you POOP IN MY FACE and the faces of every other dwarf that is sick of looking like a nimby.