#23 - Oct. 13, 2006, 2:17 a.m.
And thus The Sword of 1000 Truths was beholden, and those that gazed upon its mighty stats beheld it and said that it appears to be acceptable. And so it is written that The Sword of 1000 Truths shall be given to only the most righteous of arena combatants for their glory, and others that grasp for its hilt in vain shall fall to the earth, and their flesh shall turn not but molten hot liquid, but ash. The ash shall pass through the air and be breathed in by the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and yay they shall choke upon the burned flesh of the unworthy. So sayeth Thrall.
