#0 - Dec. 21, 2006, 10:56 a.m.
(Oh yeah, and in advance: I know AoTH gives RAP but AP fits better with the rythm)
The events and characters depicted in the following lyrics are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead (mostly dead), is purely coincidental.
Ganker’s Paradise
Lyrics: Stoffokles, Trollbane EU server
Original Title: Gangsta's Paradise
Artist: Coolio
Album: Gangsta's Paradise (1995), Track 3
Song lyrics
As I walk through the valley of the Stranglethorn Vale
I take a look at my mana
And realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been gankin' and laughin' so long that,
Even my guild thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never ganked a horde that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a newb, you know that's unheard of
You betta watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your guildies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta lope
As they croak, I see myself in the weapon smoke, fool
I'm the kinda g that little gnomies wanna be like;
On my face in the night
Feigning Death in the street light
Been spending most our lives
Living in a ganker's paradise (x2)
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a ganker's paradise (x2)
They emote their aggravation, they got me racing
Can’t let them live a normal life, they mounted too late
So I gotta beat down on the horde team
Too much television watching, got me chasing screams
I 'm an educated fool with epix on my mind
Got my bow in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a epiced out ganker, t1-set wearing banger
And my guildies is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
death ain't nothing but an Aimed Shot away
I'm living life do or die, what can I say?
I'm sixty levels now, but will I live to see sixty-two?
The way things is going I don't know.
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That trap right there in front of me?
Been spending most our lives
Living in a ganker's paradise(x2)
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a ganker's paradise(x2)
Aspect of the Monkey, Hawk for AP
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
You didn’t se me trapping.
An explosive Trap for cooking.
They say I gotta learn
But nobody's here to teach me
If they can't get in range, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess they front
That's why I know ur life is out of luck, fool!
Been spending most our lives
Living in a ganker's paradise(x2)
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a ganker's paradise(x2)
Tell me why are you, too blind to see
That trap right there, in front of me? (x2)
Let the flaming begin...
