New to WoW? Roll Blood Elf!

Are you just begining WoW? Just learning how to play? Wondering which race to roll? Roll Blood Elf! Blood Elves are a new and exiting race that have just been intoduced to WoW and clearly the best choice for new begginers. Also, a few more tips to follow during your first few days on WoW.

- Be sure to roll a Blood Elf Hunter or Rogue. They are two very fun classes which your fellow horde are sure to enjoy playing with. Avoid paladins and mages though. They are difficult and un-fun to play.

- When naming your character, be sure to add a anime or Final Fantasy referance. Also, mispell the word and add suffixes such as "lol", "lawl", "FTW", "Z" to show that you have wit and humor. (Example: "SaphirothZ", "Inoyashalawl", "NaturoFTW")

- If you have an ability that you think is worthless like "Resurrection" (pfft...after all, you can't use it on yourself, right?) just don't train it. If a spell doesn't benefit you... obviously its just a waste of gold to train it.

- Eventually you will get to a level where you can go into a thing called "the Battlegrounds." You should start going at about level 10 to get experience fighting the Alliance. (Always be sure to go in at the lowest possible bracket for that level as to get as the most honor possible) Also, if you see a flag, stay away from it! Lots of mean, nasty Alliance want those flags, and might kill you if you try to take it!

- NEVER roll Alliance. They are completely immature and are usually just a bunch of noobs. Just stay away from the Alliance jerks.

- If you do go against reason, and roll a paladin, be sure to use your paladin bubble right before you start a fight. You will be invinsible for a short period of time, and this will give you a edge in the fight. If you are going through a dungeon with other players, be sure to spec retribution only use two hand weapons as to put out the most damage you can.

- If you have any "class quests" be sure not to even atempt to complete them. They are usually long and boring and have crappy rewards at the end.

- Finally, in order to make friends, post on the general chat about such humorous topics as "Chuck Norris", the sexual adventures you have had with your girlfriend(s)(or boyfriend(s)), how "kewl" and "l33t" you think you are, and other such silly subjects. Also, if you get a quest which requires you to go somewhere, be sure to skip reading the quest for directions and spam the general chat asking where to go.

To conclude, if you roll Blood Elf and follow these 8 easy directions, you will be a successful player and all of your fellow horde peers will like you. Enjoy WoW!


Note: Re-posted because old thread died.