Why the 900ft tall sword is mine.

You all think it came from space, but you weren't there, were you.

That dropped from a Hive'Zora Wasp with like 40s and some chitin.
Were you there to loot it, no, you were off playing cowboys and space aliens on the goat homeworld with the wind chime people. I don't criticize your play style or your selection of allies, but you all left for snow skiing, and mountain hiking in Panda land, doing time travel. I'll tell you slow and steady farming will land your drop.

Half of you dress wearing caster babies have been farming 'legendaries' for the better part of 2 months. You know what a real legendary is? It's a 900 ft tall sword. Wanna know why? Because you don't have one.

That's what I thought. All you sucka raiders, aint GOT NOTHING.
NOTHIN. So take your iLevel and SUCK IT. The sword is mine.