Warcraft related jokes. (Keep them clean)

#1 - Oct. 2, 2013, 7:51 p.m.
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Just to further lighten the mood I thought it would be fun to share some wow related jokes.

If you post then please keep the jokes clean! :D

The jokes can be ones you have seen places or your own creations.

I'll get us started:

A new business was opening in Stormwind and one of the owner's friends wanted to send a basket of herbs for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest In Peace”.

The owner was furious and marched down to the Herbalist to complain.

“Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should be feeling bad for those who received your basket”

The owner stared at the herbalist with a confused look on his face.

“Well..” said the herbalist, “Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today and they have a lovely basket of herbs with a note saying “Congratulations on your new location!””
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#13 - Oct. 3, 2013, 8:40 a.m.
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02/10/2013 21:01Posted by Gewain
How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

So true. You can't imagine the amount of times I've heard this, and I've been playing since vanilla...