Q u o t e:
So you wake up, look in the mirror and you're your wow character.
What would you eat for breakfast after these turn of events?
Who needs food anymore? I'm also worried that if I have my morning coffee that it will just seep out through some tear I'm not aware of.
Hrm.. maybe I can get a wig somewhere. My hair isn't behaving very well, though, I think I can fit into anything in my closet easier. Oh sure, it may be a tad loose, but no worries. Just a belt cinched to about 20" should work.
Now, where did my arm fall off during the night? Maybe under the bed...
Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similes arise, the paper is covered with ink...